" wets down "

 [ "wet down" ]

1: The act of urinating all over the walls, floor, and ceiling of a public restroom, paying particular attention to the toilet paper. This move is especially useful when the bathroom is a fucking mess. In some situations, a brown down might be preferred.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: That fucking waitress was such a twat. 

 [ "Wetting-Down" ]

1:  Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.

  * e.g.,  ... Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?” 

 [ "wet me down" ]

1: when in doubt. you wet yourself/neighboring brotherine, down.

  * e.g.,  ... jenna:i'm bored. really. 

 [ "Wetting Down" ]

1: Noun; American

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh my god,Are you going to James, Dakota and Ian's wetting down? I hear they're having the Coors light flown in fresh!" 

 [ "Wetting Down" ]

2: An event involving three moderately endowed men in which they travel to a dive bar or foreign equivalent, and spend their promotion pay on alcohol for all in attendance. At the event the three gentlemen wear only White T-shirts and thongs and wrestle each other inside a kiddie pool filled with strawberry flavored water-soluble personal lubricant while the guests poor ice cold beer over them.